The Kingdom of Womble 5815 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 8.372 billion Womble 5815ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.4%.

The strong Womble 5815ian economy, worth 374 trillion florins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Automobile Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 44,727 florins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 288,273 per year while the poor average 2,803, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 5815's national animal is the dove, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Womble 5815 is ranked 233,211^th in the world and 7,043^rd in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 3.19 flags saluted per person per day.